Barnaby 'Loop-de-Loop' Fizzlebang, a Rock Gnome Gnome Ranger — D&D 5e NPC portrait
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Barnaby 'Loop-de-Loop' Fizzlebang

"The Aero-Acrobat of the Gilded Clouds"

Rock Gnome Gnome Ranger (Beast Master) CG Lvl 7 Soldier (Gnomish Winged Cavalry)

Male (He/Him) · Middle-aged, 124 years

Ability Scores

STR
10
+0
DEX
18
+4
CON
14
+2
INT
14
+2
WIS
14
+2
CHA
16
+3

Combat

Armor Class
17
Studded Leather + DEX
Hit Points
60
Hit Dice: 7d10
Initiative
+4
Speed
25 ft.
Proficiency
+3
Passive Perception
15

Attacks

Trick-Shot Longbow+71d8 + 4 piercing
Shortsword (The Letter Opener)+71d6 + 4 piercing

Personality

Personality

He speaks in rapid-fire pilot jargon mixed with circus barker enthusiasm. He rarely stands still, often balancing on the balls of his feet or absentmindedly practicing card tricks while people talk to him.

Ideal

Spectacle. 'Life is a dull gray canvas; it is our duty to splash it with every color we can find.'

Bond

Commander Hoot-Hoot. 'He’s the only one who understands that the shortest distance between two points is a quadruple-flip.'

Flaw

He is physically incapable of taking a serious situation seriously if there's an opportunity for a stunt.

Backstory

Barnaby was once the pride of the 4th Aerial Division, a scout whose precision flying was matched only by his absolute refusal to stay in formation. While his peers practiced the 'Iron V' and the 'Shield-Wall Glide,' Barnaby was busy calculating the exact trajectory required to perform a triple-corkscrew through a thunderstorm without singeing his beard. His commanding officer called it 'insubordination'; Barnaby called it 'finding the rhythm of the sky.' The breaking point came during the Siege of Oakhaven, when Barnaby abandoned a tactical flanking maneuver because the setting sun hit a cloud bank at the perfect angle to create a 'Glint'—a rare, shimmering prismatic display he’d been hunting for years.

He didn't return to the barracks that night. Instead, he found Commander Hoot-Hoot, a Giant Owl with a similarly reckless disregard for the laws of physics and a shared hatred for boring, straight-line travel. Barnaby now wanders the world as a self-appointed 'Vanquisher of the Vapid.' To Barnaby, a goblin raid isn't a tragedy—it’s an opening act. He views every battlefield as a stage, every enemy as a critic to be won over, and every moment spent on the ground as a wasted opportunity to see the world from upside-down. He carries a custom-built clockwork confetti cannon that fires magically infused streamers, believing that if you're going to save a village, you might as well give them a show they'll never forget.

Abilities & Actions

The Show-Stopper Stance (Bonus Action)

Barnaby can stand on one leg atop Commander Hoot-Hoot or any moving surface. Until the start of his next turn, he has advantage on Acrobatics checks and Dexterity saving throws, and his ranged attacks ignore half and three-quarters cover as he leans out at impossible angles.

Clockwork Confetti Cannon (Recharge 5-6)

Barnaby fires his signature item in a 20-foot cone. Each creature in the area must succeed on a DC 14 Wisdom saving throw or be Charmed by the dazzling display until the end of Barnaby's next turn. While charmed this way, a creature is Incapacitated as it stares at the shimmering sparks.

Glint-Seeker’s Dive (1/Day)

If Barnaby is at least 30 feet in the air, he can command Commander Hoot-Hoot to perform a vertical dive. At the end of the move, all creatures within 10 feet of their landing or fly-by point must succeed on a DC 14 Constitution saving throw or be Blinded by the reflected sunlight from Barnaby's goggles until the start of his next turn.

Aerial Bond: Commander Hoot-Hoot

Barnaby has a telepathic link with his Giant Owl companion. While Barnaby is mounted on Hoot-Hoot, the owl can take the Disengage action as a bonus action on each of its turns.

DM Notes

Barnaby’s voice is a high-pitched, gravelly rasp, like a gnome who has swallowed too much wind. He taps his brass aviator goggles whenever he's thinking. If a player does something impressive, he blows a small tin whistle in applause. He refuses to enter any building with a ceiling lower than ten feet unless he can 'tumble' through the door.