Damaris 'Dilly' Vex, a Winged Tiefling Wizard — D&D 5e NPC portrait
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Damaris 'Dilly' Vex

"The Arch-Tutor of Avernus’s Remorse"

Female (She/Her) · Young Adult, 28 years

Ability Scores

STR
8
-1
DEX
14
+2
CON
14
+2
INT
20
+5
WIS
12
+1
CHA
16
+3

Combat

Armor Class
15
Mage Armor
Hit Points
56
Hit Dice: 9d6
Initiative
+2
Speed
30 ft. (Fly 30 ft.)
Proficiency
+4
Passive Perception
11

Attacks

The Red Pen (Fire Bolt)+92d10 fire
Vexing Dagger+61d4+2 piercing

Personality

Personality

Dilly speaks with the rhythmic cadence of a bedtime story and has the unnerving habit of correcting the grammar of bandits while they are threatening her. She punctuates her sentences with gentle tail-flicks and always carries a spare bag of 'Good-Behavior Ginger-Snaps' for well-behaved students of any species.

Ideal

Education. Literacy is the ultimate shield; a person who can read the fine print can never truly be enslaved.

Bond

Barkley, her snoring, gold-leafed sentient spellbook. He contains the only remaining records of her family's victims, which she is slowly untangling one 'lesson' at a time.

Flaw

She is pathologically incapable of leaving a 'No Trespassing' sign uncorrected if it contains a dangling modifier, even in the middle of a dungeon.

Backstory

The House of Vex was once infamous throughout the Nine Hells for crafting the most predatory soul-contracts in existence—documents so dense with legalese that even archdevils required magnifying glasses. Damaris grew up in a library of misery, surrounded by the weeping ghosts of those who had signed away their eternity because they couldn't distinguish a 'heretofore' from a 'hereunder.' While her siblings practiced the art of the sting, Damaris spent her nights sneaking into the cells of the damned, not to torment them, but to explain the grammar of their own undoing.

On the night of her investiture into the family business, Damaris didn't sign the ledger. Instead, she cast a spark into the Great Archive of Debt. As the infernal vellum turned to white-hot ash, she realized that the smoke didn't smell of sulfur, but of liberation. She gathered the cooling soot, mixed it with her own blood and vanilla bean oil, and used it to write 'A is for Apple' on a scrap of parchment for a stable boy. She fled the Hells that night, carrying 'Barkley'—the only sentient book in the library that possessed a conscience—determined to ensure no one ever loses their soul to a typo again.

Abilities & Actions

Manifest Mind: The Spectral Quill (Bonus Action)

Dilly summons a tiny, spectral quill that floats within 60 feet of her. As a bonus action, she can move it 30 feet. When she casts a wizard spell, she can cast it as if she were in the quill's space. Additionally, the quill can shed light and 'grade' nearby writing, glowing red for poor syntax and gold for proper prose.

Lexical Rebuke (3/Day, Reaction)

When a creature Dilly can see within 30 feet makes an attack roll or ability check, she can shout a sharp grammatical correction. The creature must subtract 1d6 from the roll as they are momentarily paralyzed by the realization of their own linguistic inadequacy.

Barkley’s Restful Lecture (Signature Item)

While resting, Dilly can command her sentient book, Barkley, to read aloud. Dilly and up to six allies who listen to the lecture during a short rest regain an additional 2d8 hit points, as the soothing, scholarly drone of the book provides immense mental clarity.

Master of the Primer (Passive)

Dilly can cast 'Comprehend Languages' and 'Illusory Script' at will without expending a spell slot. She uses this to translate road signs and leave encouraging notes for illiterate forest dwellers.

DM Notes

Dilly is the ultimate 'non-combat' encounter that can happen in the middle of a warzone. She should be found sitting in the mud, patiently teaching a confused Ogre the difference between 'their,' 'there,' and 'they're.'

Dialogue: 'Oh, honey, put the club down. We don't smash things when we're frustrated with adjectives. Let's try the phonics again, shall we?'

Signature Gesture: She taps her chin with her tail-tip when thinking and adjusts her spectacles whenever a player uses a particularly 'complex' word.

Reaction: If the party is rude to a 'student' (even a monster), she will give them a stern 'Teacher's Stare' that carries the weight of a Level 9 Wizard's disappointment.