Most pirates chase coin. Barnaby chased cracks in the world. He learned young that the ocean's horizon wasn't just distance—it was a seam, a place where the Material Plane grew gossamer-thin and treasures from stranger shores tumbled through like driftwood. For forty years, he captained the *Gull's Folly*, not plundering merchant vessels but harvesting the flotsam of the Feywild and Shadowfell—silken ropes that hummed lullabies, compasses that pointed to yesterday, coins minted in cities that hadn't been built yet. His crew thought him eccentric but profitable. Then came the night the Far Realm 'leaked.'
It wasn't a portal. It was a yawn. Reality unzipped like old sailcloth, and something that had too many angles and not enough dimensions swallowed the *Gull's Folly* whole. Barnaby survived only because he'd been in the crow's nest with his sextant, measuring the wrongness, and the thing hadn't noticed him—or had decided he was too small to digest. He clung to a plank of un-wood that tasted of colors for three days before washing ashore. His crew, his ship, forty years of collected wonders—gone. He doesn't speak of what he saw in those three days. His feathers went grey overnight.
Now Barnaby views the entire world as a ship taking on water from a thousand unseen leaks. He swore his Oath to the Watchers not in a temple but on a beach, kneeling in the surf, his sextant clutched like a holy symbol. He patrols coastlines, investigates planar disturbances, and 'plugs the leaks' with the same grim efficiency he once used to patch hull breaches. He treats extraplanar incursions like barnacles—scrape them off before they spread. His devotion is absolute. His methods are terrifying. And he has never, not once, failed to notice when reality starts to fray.