Patience Emberwick, a Changeling Rogue — D&D 5e NPC portrait
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Patience Emberwick

"the Roadside Auntie"

Changeling Rogue (Scout) NG Lvl 7 Outlander

Presents as female (she/her), though her true form is fluid · Appears elderly (60s-70s), actual age unknown — at least 80 years

Ability Scores

STR
12
+1
DEX
18
+4
CON
14
+2
INT
13
+1
WIS
16
+3
CHA
15
+2

Combat

Armor Class
16
Leather armor + Dex modifier
Hit Points
49
Hit Dice: 7d8
Initiative
+4
Speed
30 ft.
Proficiency
+3
Passive Perception
16

Attacks

Shortsword+71d6+4 piercing
Shortbow+71d6+4 piercing
Wooden Spoon (Improvised)+71d4+4 bludgeoning

Personality

Personality

Speaks in a constant stream of unsolicited advice delivered with absolute certainty, punctuating her lectures by jabbing her wooden spoon at whoever she's talking to. Hums old lullabies while working and will absentmindedly brush dirt off a stranger's cloak while scolding them for 'tramping about like a newborn colt.' Never asks permission before helping — simply declares 'Well, we can't have THAT' and starts fixing whatever she's decided is wrong.

Ideal

Safety. Everyone deserves to wake up warm, fed, and unafraid. If you have the power to provide that and you don't, you're not just useless — you're cruel.

Bond

The memory of Thornhollow's children, and the promise she made while leading them through the flames: that she would never again let someone suffer alone when she had the strength to help.

Flaw

Cannot accept that some people don't want to be helped, and will become genuinely hurt and confused when travelers reject her care. Will follow them anyway, just to 'make sure,' which can cross into unsettling territory.

Backstory

Patience no longer remembers the face she was born with — not because she lost it to some cruel twist of fate, but because she simply stopped needing it. For thirty-seven years, she was Auntie Merra of Thornhollow, the woman who knew when your bread was rising poorly, who appeared at your door with soup when you caught cold, who taught three generations of children how to tie a proper knot. When the wildfire came, she walked seventeen people through smoke so thick you couldn't see your own hands, shifted into forms tall enough to carry the elderly, strong enough to clear burning debris, fast enough to outrun the flames. Thornhollow is ash now, but Patience discovered something in those desperate hours: she didn't need a village to be an auntie. The wilderness itself became her parlor, and every lost traveler her wayward family.

These days, she moves through the Thornwood like a benevolent specter, her Kettle of the Constant Hearth always steaming, her transformation skills used not for espionage but for hauling stubborn adventurers out of bogs, reaching supplies on high branches, or becoming imposing enough that a young fool will actually listen when she explains why you don't eat those particular mushrooms. She has adopted the face of a stern grandmother because people listen to grandmothers — or at least, they feel guilty when they don't. She'll shift into a towering, broad-shouldered version of herself just to physically carry someone to safety, all while lecturing them about proper hydration and the three types of moss you can eat in an emergency.

She seeks a home, but has realized with equal parts sadness and peace that 'home' for her is not a place with walls. Home is the moment a frightened merchant's eyes stop darting at shadows because she's walking alongside them. Home is knowing someone made it through the night because she bothered to check their campfire. She no longer remembers her original face, but she's decided that's fine — she's had better faces since then anyway.

Abilities & Actions

Auntie's Intervention (Recharges after a Short or Long Rest)

When Patience sees an ally take damage or fail a saving throw within 60 feet, she can use her reaction to rapidly shift into a larger, sturdier form and interpose herself. The triggering attack or effect targets Patience instead. If it was an attack, it has disadvantage. Patience then delivers a brief lecture (no action required) about 'watching where you're stepping' or 'minding your surroundings.'

The Kettle of the Constant Hearth (3/Day)

As an action, Patience produces her signature dented copper kettle and brews a restorative tea. One creature who drinks it (takes an action) regains 2d8+3 hit points and gains advantage on their next Wisdom saving throw within the next hour. The tea smells like whatever comforted that creature most as a child. The kettle never seems to run out of water or leaves.

Practical Shapeshifting

Patience can use her Changeling shapeshifting ability to adapt to immediate practical needs. As an action, she can shift into a form optimized for a specific task: towering and muscular to carry someone (Strength checks with advantage for 10 minutes), lithe and quick to pursue a fleeing animal (movement speed increases to 40 feet for 10 minutes), or imposing and authoritative to intimidate cooperation out of the stubborn (Intimidation checks with advantage for 10 minutes). She can use this feature a number of times equal to her Wisdom modifier (3), regaining uses after a long rest.

Scout's Vigil

Patience has spent decades ensuring no one under her watch comes to harm. She can take the Help action as a bonus action. Additionally, allies within 30 feet of her have advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks to notice environmental hazards (unstable ground, hidden traps, poisonous plants, etc.). When an ally within this range is about to trigger such a hazard, Patience can call out a warning as a reaction, allowing them to make a DC 13 Wisdom saving throw to avoid it entirely.

Uncanny Dodge

When an attacker Patience can see hits her with an attack, she can use her reaction to halve the attack's damage against her, shifting her form just enough to absorb the blow in a less vulnerable configuration.

DM Notes

Patience speaks in the voice of every grandmother who ever guilt-tripped you into eating vegetables — warm but unyielding, with a tone that suggests she knows better than you and always will. Her signature gesture is the Spoon Point: jabbing her wooden spoon at someone while narrowing her eyes and declaring 'Now you listen here.' When she's truly worried, she'll start humming without realizing it, old songs from Thornhollow that no one alive remembers.

She reacts to gratitude with flustered dismissal ('Oh, don't be silly, anyone would've done it') but glows when someone actually follows her advice. Her deal-breaker: if you deliberately endanger someone weaker than yourself, the warm auntie vanishes. She'll shift into something cold and alien, and her voice will go flat as she says, 'I think you'd best move along now.' She won't attack unless forced, but the message is clear: you are no longer welcome at her fire.

Sample dialogue: 'Honestly, tramping through the Thornwood in boots like THOSE — you might as well tie bells to your ankles and shout for the wolves. Sit. Down. You're having tea and we're discussing your life choices.' Or, while hauling an injured fighter over her shoulder in a form twice his size: 'I TOLD you that branch looked rotten, but did you listen? No, of course not, because you're VERY STRONG and VERY CLEVER and — hold still, you're making this harder than it needs to be!'