Valerius Bright-Eye, a None High Elf Wizard — D&D 5e NPC portrait
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Valerius Bright-Eye

"The Host of the Eternal Gala"

Male (He/Him) · 342 years (Middle-aged for an Elf)

Ability Scores

STR
8
-1
DEX
14
+2
CON
14
+2
INT
20
+5
WIS
12
+1
CHA
16
+3

Combat

Armor Class
12
15 with Mage Armor
Hit Points
74
Hit Dice: 12d6
Initiative
+2
Speed
30 ft.
Proficiency
+4
Passive Perception
11

Attacks

Silver Carving Knife (Dagger)+61d4 + 2 piercing
Chill Touch+93d8 necrotic

Personality

Personality

He speaks in a soft, melodic lilt, often humming half-remembered tavern tunes. He treats his undead companions like eccentric cousins, constantly adjusting their daisy crowns or wiping dust from their ribs while chatting about the weather.

Ideal

Inclusivity. Life is a party, and death is merely a wardrobe change—no one should be excluded from the dance.

Bond

His journal, which contains portraits and favorite recipes of every person he has 'hosted' in his eternal gala.

Flaw

He is dangerously incapable of recognizing malice. He will treat a rampaging Orc Chieftain with the same hospitality as a lost kitten.

Backstory

Valerius was once the most promising student of the Silver Spires, an academy renowned for its rigid adherence to the 'dignified' arcane arts. While his peers sought the secrets of immortality through lichdom or the conquest of death, Valerius was preoccupied with the loneliness of the grave. He became a social pariah the day he 'improved' the High Dean’s ancestral crypt. Instead of a somber hall of silence, the Dean found his ancestors reanimated in silk tunics, holding tiny hors d'oeuvres trays and performing a clumsy but earnest choreographed waltz. Valerius was expelled that afternoon, not for his lack of skill—his control over the spirits was, frankly, terrifying—but for his 'appalling lack of gravitas.'

Since then, Valerius has wandered the world with his vibrant journal, 'The Guest List of the Great Beyond.' He views every skeleton he raises not as a tool of war, but as a guest who simply needs a little help getting back into the swing of things. He genuinely believes that if the living and the dead could just share a pot of tea, the world would be a much friendlier place. He doesn't seek power; he seeks the perfect dinner party that never has to end, and his sincerity is so profound that even the most hardened warriors find it difficult to draw steel against him once he's offered them a biscuit from his skeletal butler.

Abilities & Actions

The Festive Shroud (Signature Trait)

Any undead created or controlled by Valerius gains temporary hit points equal to his Wizard level (12) when they are dressed in 'festive attire' (silks, crowns, or ribbons). While they have these temporary hit points, the undead have an AC of 16 regardless of armor worn and gain a +10 bonus to Charisma (Performance) checks to dance or serve drinks.

Undead Socialites (Recharge 5–6)

As a bonus action, Valerius commands his undead guests to be exceptionally charming. One creature of his choice within 60 feet must succeed on a DC 17 Wisdom saving throw or be Charmed by Valerius for 1 minute. While Charmed this way, the creature is incapacitated as it finds itself compelled to engage in polite conversation or dance with Valerius’s undead companions.

Consult the Guest List

Valerius opens his signature journal as an action. He calls forth the memory of a 'Dearly Departed' friend. A spectral image appears and provides the benefits of the Help action to an ally within 30 feet for the next minute, or provides Valerius with the answer to one historical or social question (as the Legend Lore spell, but restricted to people Valerius has sketched).

Animate Dead (3rd Level Spell)

Valerius can cast Animate Dead. When he does, he can choose to animate a small animal (CR 0) instead of a humanoid. These 'Pets of the Past' are non-hostile and spend their turns wagging their tails or nuzzling nearby creatures.

DM Notes

Valerius should be played with wide-eyed, genuine warmth. He never raises his voice in anger. If players attack him, he reacts with confusion and gentle disappointment: 'Oh dear, perhaps the tea is too cold?' He constantly fidgets with a paintbrush or carving knife. His skeleton butler, 'Barnaby,' should be treated as a silent, slightly clumsy co-protagonist who takes his job of serving tea very seriously.